At the beginning of the week, my wife told me she would be away for the weekend because of business. I tried my best to hide my excitement.
“Aww baby, really? Do you have to go? I’m just gonna miss you too much…”
My mind wandered to all the things I could do that weekend. And I know what your thinking….non stop naughty searching on the laptop. Nope. This is what really happens when wifey is away on business.
7:00 Wake up. Weigh myself. Use the bathroom. Weigh myself again.
7:15 Make breakfast for the little one.
8:00 Clean. Make sure the little one cleans her room.
9:00 Get ready to go out.
9:30 Go to the park with the little one.
9:35 Have boring blah conversations with whatever parents are at the park too. These usually start with
“Gosh, they grow so fast don’t they?”
10:30 Head to the store. Buy groceries. Head Home.
11:00 Prepare lunch.
11:30 Eat lunch. Clean. And prepare to go out again.
12:30 Watch whatever kid cartoon movie is in the theater. Fall asleep during movie in a pile of buttery popcorn.
2:00 Go home and clean my buttery face.
3:00 Watch TV with the little one….more cartoons.
4:30 Prepare dinner.
6:00 Eat. Clean.
7:00 Read a book with the little one. Watch more cartoons.
8:00 Little one sleeps.
8:30-11:00 Watch tv shows. This is big for me. Wifey hates every single show I like so this is when I catch up.
11:00 This is when I try to sneak in naughty laptop time…but I end up staring at my phone playing random video games working on a farm..creating cities…fighting monsters…and then fall asleep with my phone in my hand.
Fun right? Yeah, I’m a party animal.